the funniest things i heard in 2008

SCENE 1@ Brewerks

C: 我戒酒了
C: 为什么鸡配酒和饭的味道还不错
P: 所以你不能戒酒，应该戒鸡戒饭！
C+A+P: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈


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SCENE 2

Captain: ur chairman asked me to be in the committee. i'm going to reject him
Tony:I knew it
Captain: knew wat
Tony: that u will reject
Captain: wahahahahahahahahaha
Captain: how come
Tony: i think he should talk to u first
Captain: ya la!!!!!! EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE job is Sai-gang Warrior number 2 !!!
Tony: wahaha
Tony: that's why ...
Tony: I want him to make u the chairman
Tony: wahahahaa